Rianna: (eating ice-cream) “I wonder what it would be like to kiss someone after eating ice-cream. It would feel so strange.”

Saskia: (just walked in) “Who was kissing?”

Corrado: “Me and Rianna.”

Saskia: “What?”

Corrado: “Sometimes, when two people are eating ice-cream, they make out after, okay?”

Saskia: “…”

Corrado: “It’s just the thing to do. There should be warning labels.”

Saskia: “On the ice-cream?”

Corrado: “Exactly. Just imagine what happens with frozen yoghourt..”