Yo twitter, I said “Somebody tell me a good joke”

Not “Somebody tell me something reeeally sexist”

I was at the thrift shop today and this little kid was tearing around the store while his mum looked for clothes, until he spotted this pair of bright red heels. He proceeded to drag his mother over and beg to try them on. She got really uncomfortable and told him no, they were for ladies only, and all the attendants around her joked that ‘nothing completes a man like a nice pair of heels’ and stuff so finally she let him try them on and explained that they didn’t fit, but he walked around in them anyway looking all happy with the colour and the whole time she was laughing and muttering, “Your dad’s gonna kill me if he finds out I let you try on high heels” and WOW I WANTED TO PUNCH EVERYONE AT THAT STORE IN THE FACE