The other day I was contemplating hauling my bike to my grandfather’s for repairs and Tim Deegan said “Well, I used to be a competitive mountain-biker; I could tune it up for you” Like is there anything Tim Deegan can’t do I need to know

About a week ago, we were driving to Toronto for a Buffer meeting with five of us in the car, and Tim was telling this story about when he worked at MuchMusic while looking for a parking spot on the street, and suddenly he’s like “Yeah, Corey, could you just take the stick and put the car in reverse when I say so?”

And we all looked at each other and realized we’d made the guy with a broken arm drive us into downtown Toronto, and he hadn’t even mentioned it until then.

Back in the late summer, we shot a video for Tim Deegan’s channel involving zombies. Saskia and I spent the afternoon putting on zombie makeup and we headed to the location. After setting up and such, we had to pour fake blood we’d made over the zombies, and as we were doing so, this freakin’ fox sauntered up as calmly as you please. And we’re all standing there, screaming internally, while this fox just sort of looked at us like ‘Calm down bros I’m just a fox’ sniffed us and licked some of the fake blood up off the ground. We all whispered at each other frantically to GET THE VLOG but by the time someone cleaned their hands and picked up the camera, he’d gotten bored and bounced off. I’m pretty sure foxes experience less gravity than the rest of the world because that’s how he was walking. Anyway he bummed around in the parking lot that was too dark to film while we finished up and I just think it’s the funniest thing that I was standing there, undead and covered in blood and stuff, with this fox who didn’t give a lick. 

My life is so weird, you guys.

Hey Lloyd remember when I found that Tim Deegan/ApprenticeEh fanfiction?